🎤 Queen of the Clapback: A Review of Sommore & What She Told Us
If you ever want to feel read, roasted, and reminded who’s boss all at the same time, go see Sommore.
Because baby… she did not come to whisper affirmations. She came to testify.
And when Sommore talks? You listen. Not because she’s yelling — but because she’s telling the truth in a way that makes you laugh first… and then sit in silence later like, “Wait… she right though.”
👑 First of All: The Confidence?
Sommore walks on stage like: “I’ve been that girl since before your Wi-Fi was connected.”
The outfits? Always fitted. The voice? Smooth but dangerous. The delivery? Surgical.
She doesn’t rush jokes. She lets them simmer. She gives you eye contact like she’s personally calling you out in the front row. And somehow, you laugh even when she’s dragging your entire relationship history.
💔 When She Talks About Men…
Whew.
Sommore does not hate men. She just refuses to baby them.
She’ll say something like:
“Ladies, stop trying to raise grown men. You’re not Head Start.”
And the audience loses it because we ALL know somebody that line applies to.
She talks about:
Dating men who are emotionally unavailable
Men with potential but no plan
The difference between a grown man and a male
And the way she says it? Calm. Cool. Unbothered. Like she already retired from the struggle.
💰 Money, Standards & Not Settling
One thing about Sommore — she’s not playing about standards.
She makes it very clear:
If you’re grown, you need a job.
If you’re dating, you need effort.
If you’re broke and lazy? She not clapping for that.
And it’s funny because she says it with sass, but it lands like advice your auntie would give you at Thanksgiving after two drinks.
She basically said:
“Stop lowering your standards just because you’re lonely.”
Now why she had to hit that nerve like that?
😂 The Delivery Is What Makes It Legendary
Anybody can complain about dating. Anybody can talk about relationships.
But Sommore? She turns everyday frustration into a masterclass in humor.
She’ll describe:
That one cheap date
That one man who “almost” had it together
That woman who swears she can change him
And you can see the people in your head as she’s talking.
She pauses. She smirks. She lets the audience catch up.
And then BOOM — punchline.
📣 What She Really Told Us (Between the Jokes)
Underneath all the laughter, Sommore was saying:
✔ Know your worth
✔ Stop begging for bare minimum
✔ Stop auditioning for people who wouldn’t hire you
✔ Grow up emotionally
✔ Protect your peace
It wasn’t just comedy. It was tough love wrapped in punchlines.
🎭 Final Thoughts
Sommore doesn’t do “nice.”
She does necessary.
She’s funny, fearless, and fully aware that half the audience is going home to rethink their situationship.
And that’s why she’s iconic.
You leave her show laughing… But also slightly evaluated.
And honestly?
That’s the best kind of comedy.
Would you actually take dating advice from a comedian like Sommore? Or is she just saying what we all scared to admit? 😏
