Real Housewives of Miami Season 7, Episode 17: Regifting, Shade, and Holiday Drama 🎁🍸
Miami Housewives don’t just bring gifts to the party—they bring the drama wrapped up with a bow. Episode 17 gave us everything: Guerdy’s emotional moments, Adriana’s dog ballad, Alexia’s sharp tongue, Stephanie’s over-the-top Christmas bash, and Martina’s sponsorship whispers. But the headline of the night? Marisol and her regifting mess. Let’s break down the chaos, because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like Housewives drama.
Guerdy & Julia: Apologies That Didn’t Quite Land
The episode opened with Guerdy and Julia trying to move forward. Guerdy’s vulnerability was touching, but Julia’s response was so half-baked it felt like reheated leftovers. Was that even an apology? Or was it Julia just smiling and hoping Guerdy would let it slide? Either way, it left fans scratching their heads.
Adriana’s Holiday Concert: “I Love My Dog” 🎤🐾
Adriana decided the holidays needed music… and who better than herself to provide it? She jumped on the mic and serenaded the room with an ode to her dog. Yes, her dog. Sweet, but let’s be honest, it felt less Silent Night and more Dog Mom’s Anthem. Guests were giving polite claps, but you know behind those smiles they were dying to spill the tea later.
Alexia with the Shade 🌴✨
Alexia, the queen of shady one-liners, wasn’t holding back. After Adriana’s canine concert, Alexia quipped that Adriana should’ve stayed home with her dog. She even threw in a jab about Adriana not knowing if she was “coming or going.” Ouch. Alexia proved again that in Miami, shade is the real gift that keeps on giving.
Stephanie’s Christmas Party: Decked Out Drama 🎄💎
Stephanie threw a Christmas party so lavish it could’ve doubled as a Hallmark movie set. Glittering décor, trays of champagne, and a guest list everyone wanted to crash. But the drama brewing inside the mansion made the holiday spirit taste just a little bitter.
Marisol’s Regifting Scandal 🎁🍹
And then there was Marisol. Baby, she didn’t just come to sip cocktails—she came with a regifted present. Yes, Marisol was called out for bringing something that looked suspiciously like it had been sitting in her closet since last season. Fans at home were gagged, the Housewives at the party were side-eyeing, and social media? Already screaming, “Not the regift, sis!”
The worst part? She acted like it was thoughtful, while everyone else knew it was giving last-minute rewrap energy. This is Housewives holiday chaos at its peak: forget buying new gifts when you can recycle drama with the bow still crooked.
Martina’s Holiday Party & Sponsorship Whispers 💰
Not to be left out, Martina hosted a holiday get-together too. The vibe was lighter, but the whispers about sponsorships and who picked up the tab followed her all night. In Miami, the decorations aren’t the only thing getting examined—it’s always “who paid for this?”
Final Thoughts: Who Sleighed & Who Flopped?
This episode was packed tighter than a Christmas stocking: Guerdy’s emotional strength, Julia’s shaky apology, Adriana’s dog-inspired serenade, Alexia’s shade, Stephanie’s glittering event, Martina’s sponsorship tea… and Marisol’s messy regifting scandal. Miami Housewives once again proved they can turn the holidays into a battlefield of shade and sparkle.
Question for the Fans 💬
Be real: would you have called out Marisol for the regift, or let her sip her cocktail in peace? And which holiday moment really stole the show—Stephanie’s dream party, Adriana’s dog song, or Marisol’s “caught in the act” present-giving mess?
