TBlog Tea: Brooke the Peacemaker? Girl, Be Serious.
Let’s talk about Brooke from Love & Hip Hop: Miami trying to slide into her “peacemaker” era like we didn’t just watch her stir up mess with a gold spoon dipped in glitter and gossip.
Sis, you cannot start the fire, roast the marshmallows, and then run around pretending you’re the fire marshal. Brooke popped up at the function with her hair laid, nails done, and drama on standby, then had the nerve to say, “Y’all need to chill.” Ma’am… YOU are the chill we need.
And did anyone else notice how she conveniently left herself out of every conversation that mentioned accountability? One minute she’s screaming at the table, next minute she’s holding prayer hands and quoting affirmations like she’s Iyanla Vanzant’s assistant. Girl, we are not fooled. We know staged damage control when we see it.
Honestly, it’s giving “rebrand,” it’s giving “auditioning for reunion host,” but most of all—it’s giving messy in moderation.
Final Thoughts? Brooke playing peacekeeper is like handing a match to someone wearing gasoline. We’ll pass. Let the real grown folks handle the healing, sis.
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