🎳 Bowl, Eat, Drama, Repeat: Georgia’s Party Pitch Was Actually a Vibe
Let’s talk about the one bright idea in that mess of a group: Georgia’s plan to host a bowling alley party. Yes, girl! A retro night of strikes, dance breaks, and fried food? Sign me up.
Honestly, it’s one of the few things on Next Gen NYC that sounded like it wasn’t created just for Instagram likes. A dance floor between lanes and food served hot? Cute. Affordable. And most importantly—drama-friendly lighting.
🍔 Order-by-Order Please, Not a Buffet!
But let me say this: I don’t disagree with the bowling theme—but the food needs to be made fresh, by order. No pre-made sliders sitting under a heat lamp, okay? Let’s do it right. Give me fries that sizzle, wings that slap, and milkshakes that might get thrown during an argument.
🥱 Brooke… Just No
Now let’s pivot to someone who should not be invited next season: Brooke. Look, I tried. I really tried to vibe with him. But that monotone voiceover? Chile… it felt like he was narrating a sad audiobook in slow motion.
“The energy in the room was… off.”
No, boo. The energy is off because YOU'RE in the room.
He’s not messy. He’s not funny. He’s not giving. Next caller. 🚫
💸 Bring Charlie Back—And Let Him Owe Everybody Money
Now Charlie? I hope Bravo sends him a three-season contract. He’s messy, loud, and delusional in a way that’s made for television. Imagine a storyline where he “borrows” $1 million from everyone in the cast and just… disappears. That’s Emmy-worthy material.
Let him be the Sheree Whitfield of finance. It’s giving:
“He said he’d CashApp me… but the transaction’s still pending.”
🖤 Riley Needs More Black Support
Riley, sis—we need to talk. You need a Black bestie or a Black boyfriend on this show ASAP. You’re surrounded by people who do not ride for you, don’t defend you, and definitely don’t get you.
You don’t need another brunch—you need backup.
🚨 Gia… Girl. You Screamed Jersey One Too Many Times
And finally… Gia. Babygirl. You screamed “New Jersey” more times than Bravo screamed “renewal.”
“I’m from JERSEY! You don’t know me!”
Okay. And?
You give Karen in leopard print. Always emotional. Always hollering. You could’ve gone to the judge, the jury, or the Jersey Shore—but one thing is clear: I would’ve filed an insurance claim on the entire friendship. Mass chaos, no coverage.
🎳 Final Thoughts
- Georgia’s bowling party? A win.
- Brooke? Keep him in the editing room.
- Charlie? Give him a fake loan and a spinoff.
- Riley? Needs someone who truly gets her.
- Gia? Loud, wrong, and expired.
Let the pins fall where they may—Next Gen NYC is shaping up to be Bravo’s messiest masterpiece yet. And I’m still watching. 🍿
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