π§ Meredith Marks Is Spinning the Block — Literally! The Naughty & Ice Tour Is Here
Honey, who knew one of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City would swap the snowflakes for turntables? Meredith Marks has officially gone from “I’m disengaging” to “I’m DJ-ing, darling!” — and she’s spinning her way across the U.S. with her Naughty & Ice Tour.
From Scottsdale to Chicago, this isn’t your average Housewives promo party. It’s giving beats, fashion, and frozen martini energy. Let’s break it down for the people in the back who still think Meredith just designs jewelry — no, baby, she’s designing vibes.
π️ How to Get There (Without Losing Your Cool)
First things first, tickets start at $25 for General Admission — affordable enough to feel fancy without maxing out your card. If you’re feeling extra, there’s VIP Tier 2 for $89 and VIP Tier 1 for $149, which usually includes meet-and-greets, photo ops, and maybe even a glimpse of that iconic “disengaged” smirk.
If you’re traveling, book an early flight or bus — don’t be that fan running into the venue with your lashes halfway on and your drink spilling. Most of the venues are in popular nightlife areas (like Hydrate in Chicago or Rich’s in San Diego), so Uber or Lyft is your best bet. Parking? Girl, it’s 2025 — just ride-share and save yourself the headache.
π What You Should Wear
Let’s talk fashion forecast. This is a Housewives event, not a church brunch.
You need something icy but naughty, sleek but shady. Think:
- Silver metallics or faux furs — we’re channeling ski lodge chic meets DJ booth energy.
- Statement sunglasses — because if Meredith can wear them in snowstorms, you can wear them under club lights.
- Comfortable boots or block heels — dancing through a two-hour set in stilettos will humble your ankles.
- And fellas? Black jeans, crisp shirt, and a shiny chain — keep it clean, confident, and camera-ready.
Pro tip: skip the white outfit unless you’re ready for a spilled cocktail to become part of your new design.
π¬ Review: The Housewife Turned DJ (And She Ate!)
Now let’s get into the real tea. Fans are shocked that Meredith isn’t just pressing play — she’s mixing live! The transitions? Smooth. The playlist? Housewives-after-dark realness. A little Madonna, a little BeyoncΓ©, a little Salt Lake shade.
The crowd? Mixed — Bravo fans, club kids, and people who just wanted to say, “I saw Meredith Marks DJ before BravoCon.”
She keeps the energy classy, not chaotic — it’s more “chilled martini at 11 PM” than “table-flip at 2 AM.”
And if you catch her in the VIP area afterward? She’s warm, gracious, and yes — she will pose for that selfie. Just don’t ask her about Lisa Barlow unless you want a raised eyebrow and a light chuckle.
✨ Final Advice: Be Ready for the Moment
Arrive early, hydrate, and don’t be afraid to make a night of it. Meet new people — Bravo fans are friendly (after two drinks).
If you’re documenting the night for your socials, tag it with #NaughtyAndIceTour and #MeredithMarksDJ — the repost potential is real.
And remember, this isn’t just about music — it’s about celebrating evolution. Meredith turned her pain, shade, and sparkle into something new. So when the beat drops and she says, “You can leave,” know it’s a reference, not a read.
Question for readers:
Would you go see a Real Housewife DJ live? Or do you think they should stay in their lane? Spill your thoughts below — and don’t forget your faux fur when you pull up to Naughty & Ice! ❄️πΆ
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