🛼 “Stop the Violence... But Start the Drama?” — My Unfiltered Review of Chasing: Orlando Season 2, Episode 5
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Season 2, Episode 5 of Chasing: Orlando promised peace, progress, and positivity—but delivered chaos on skates. In this 1000-word breakdown, I spill the tea, express my disappointment with the cast and the producers, and unpack why this “Stop the Violence” event became a full-blown reality TV circus.
🎬 The Calm Before the Mess
The episode starts on a high note—Paablo celebrating his mother’s final chemo treatment. A beautiful, heartfelt moment that deserved its own special. For once, we saw something genuine and uplifting. It’s one of those rare reality TV scenes that actually means something.
But before I could even grab a tissue, the energy flipped faster than a bad wig in the Florida wind. 😭 The positivity lasted about five minutes before we were right back in the land of mess, drama, and questionable decisions.
🎤 Ayo’s EP Struggles: “Where’s the Music, Sis?”
Ayo is still trying to get his EP out, but it’s giving studio stress more than studio success. Between fighting with engineers and battling over instrumentals, I started to wonder if we’ll ever actually hear this EP. The talent is there—but baby, the rollout is rolling off the rails.
And can we talk about how every episode someone’s “releasing an EP,” “hosting an event,” or “launching something big”? 👀 Meanwhile, the only thing truly launching is the drama every five minutes.
🛼 “Stop the Violence” — But Please, Stop the Foolishness
Paablo’s idea to host a “Stop the Violence” event—a retro 80s skate night—should’ve been a highlight. It was supposed to bring the cast together, heal some wounds, and maybe even raise awareness. But instead, it turned into a live-action Twitter thread full of shade, side-eyes, and almost-skating brawls.
The irony? The event meant to stop the violence might have actually started it. 💀
Every few seconds someone had something slick to say, and it was clear nobody came for peace. They came for camera time. And as the skating wheels turned, so did the petty energy.
💪🏾 Max & Paablo: Bro Talk with a Side of Pain
One of the few sincere moments came when Max and Paablo worked out together. Max opened up about his kids, feeling rejected and hurt, while Paablo shared how hard it’s been since losing his father. For a minute, I thought—“Finally, some depth!”
But before that moment could breathe, it got buried under layers of drama that made the episode feel like two different shows smashed together: “Iyanla Fix My Life” meets “Bad Boys Club.” 😩
👑 Rasheeda & Marlo: Frenemies Forever
Then we had Rasheeda and Marlo. Whew. Their relationship is a masterclass in friendly shade with a dash of envy. They talk about supporting each other, but you can practically hear the side comments humming underneath every “I’m proud of you.”
Marlo feels like she doesn’t get enough love for her pageant wins, and Rasheeda acts unbothered—but girl, we can all see the competition through the lashes and lip gloss. 💅🏾
It’s the kind of duo that would argue over who smiled harder in a photo.
☕ Mark, Max & Brian: The Secret Nobody Asked For
When Mark sat down with Max to talk about Brian, I braced myself. And sure enough, we got a confession that shook up the group dynamic like sugar in hot tea. Apparently, there’s a shared connection involving Mark’s ex, and let’s just say the conversation was one eye-roll away from a table flip.
Brian (aka BB Baby Lindo) wasn’t even there, but his name stayed in everyone’s mouth. That’s when you know the tea is strong.
But here’s the thing: for a “reality” show, these storylines feel more recycled than Rasheeda’s catchphrases. The drama’s starting to feel manufactured, and honestly, it’s getting hard to root for anybody.
🗣️ The Event That Went Off the Rails
The “Stop the Violence” event was supposed to be the climax, but baby—it was chaos. People were arguing, side-eyeing, and throwing around that infamous “baboon” comment like it wasn’t a racial slur. That was the moment everything went left for me.
You could see the tension through the TV. Some folks looked ready to fight, others just trying to finish their wings and leave quietly. 🤦🏾♂️
And let’s be real: when racial remarks start flying, that’s not entertaining—it’s disappointing. Watching it play out felt like a step backward for a show that had real potential to show growth, artistry, and unity within the LGBTQ+ community.
😤 My Disappointment as a Viewer
I have to say it: I’m disappointed. Not just in the cast, but in the creator. There’s a difference between documenting reality and feeding off dysfunction.
By Season 2, Episode 5, we should’ve seen career progress, stronger storylines, maybe even some evolution. Instead, it’s the same old arguments with new wigs.
It’s like the producers are allergic to positive energy. Every time something good happens, they insert a flashback, a shady confession, or a cutaway to keep the beef simmering.
At this point, the editing room deserves an Emmy for “Best in Stirring the Pot.” 🏆
💅🏾 The Cast: Beautiful, Talented, But Clueless
Let’s be real: the cast is entertaining, but they’re not giving smart moves. Nobody’s thinking long-term or using the platform wisely. They could be promoting their brands, their artistry, or their communities—but instead, they’re too busy throwing subliminals on camera.
This show could easily be the Insecure of YouTube reality, but instead it’s giving Jerry Springer on skates.
🧾 Final Thoughts: The Mess That Never Ends
Episode 5 had its moments—Paablo’s mother’s milestone, the emotional talks—but it all drowned in drama that felt forced and unnecessary.
I’m rooting for these creators, but at this point, the show needs a reset button. Less chaos, more content. Less shade, more substance.
Because if every “Stop the Violence” event ends in shouting and tears… maybe it’s time to stop the cameras instead. 🎬💀
Final Rating: ⭐⭐☆☆☆ (2 out of 5 wigs snatched)
Highlights: Paablo’s mom’s chemo victory, Max’s vulnerability
Lowlights: The “baboon” comment, lack of growth, and endless petty drama
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