"Rich Kids of Beverly Hills" Season 3: The Taylor Takeover Nobody Asked For
Let’s get one thing clear — I don’t dislike rich kids in general… I dislike the ones who think a trust fund is a personality trait. And Season 3 of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills was the textbook definition of why some of y’all should’ve never been given WiFi, camera time, and a Birkin bag at birth.
Now, let’s talk about Taylor. Miss “It’s So Hard Being Me” cried so much in Season 3, I thought Bravo was going to install windshield wipers on my TV screen. Like girl, did we enter your diary by mistake or did we sign up for luxury drama and champagne shade? Because all we got was "me me me" and tears, tantrums, and tissues.
It wasn’t giving rich, it was giving emotionally exhausted influencer who needs a hug AND a PR team. Every episode was like:
- “I just feel like no one sees me!”
- “I’m not being heard!”
- “Why won’t people understand my struggle?”
…Girl. Because you’re crying in Chanel over text messages while the rest of us are trying to make rent and eat one solid meal a day.
The other castmates were literally tiptoeing around her like she was made of Swarovski glass. Meanwhile, we, the audience, were just trying to get a peek at Dorothy’s shade, Morgan’s outfits, or Brendan’s buttoned-up daddy issues. But nooo, it was Taylor: The Monologue all season long. And not a good one, either. I’ve seen better acting in a group chat argument.
Can we also talk about how Season 3 felt like a therapy session nobody paid for? I mean, girl was in tears at brunch, at the club, on the beach, in the car, in her closet — I half expected her to cry at a drive-thru because they forgot the extra guac.
Honestly, Rich Kids was supposed to give us fabulous fashion, over-the-top parties, shady brunches, and designer-fueled drama. Instead, we got the Taylor Sadness Saga, and I need reparations for every scene I sat through where she clutched a mimosa like it was a microphone and cried about how hard her life was in Beverly Hills.
Final Thoughts?
If I wanted to see someone cry about being misunderstood, I’d FaceTime myself after checking my bank account. Rich Kids Season 3 was Taylor’s world, and we were just bored in it.
Now, bring back Dorothy and a hard-hitting read, because these trust fund tears are giving Zzzzz not Zaza.
