💎 RHOM Season 7, Episode 3 Recap: Weddings, Shade & A Drink-Toss Heard ‘Round Miami
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💍 Major Events & Family Moments
It was a bittersweet, emotional, and chaotic episode as The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 3 served weddings, grief, and everything in between.
First, Marysol Patton finally made it official with longtime love Steve McNamara in a no-frills courthouse wedding. No over-the-top décor, just Marysol in a white mini-dress and Steve on a motorcycle—iconic Miami realness. She even wore her late mother Elsa’s bracelet, bringing a touch of legacy to the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Lisa Hochstein was dealing with something much heavier: the death of her father. She was in Canada, mourning the loss and reflecting on their rocky relationship. Watching Lisa break down, confessing how she wished she had more time and regretted old wounds, gave us a rare raw moment that hit deep.
⚡ Larsa vs. Jody Drama
Leave it to Larsa Pippen to stir the cocktail of drama this week. Sis did not hold back when she claimed that Lisa’s boyfriend, Jody Glidden, might be using her. She accused him of being too involved in Lisa’s business ventures, hinting that his intentions may not be as pure as Lisa believes.
Alexia and Kiki co-signed the suspicion, with Kiki flat-out calling him a “gold digger.” Lisa, of course, wasn’t having it—she doubled down on her love for Jody and brushed off the concerns like lint on her Balenciaga.
👯 Julia & Adriana Reconnect
In a moment of overdue healing, Julia Lemigova and Adriana de Moura finally reconnected. After feeling iced out since Julia adopted her daughter, Adriana confronted her bestie—and surprisingly, Julia owned up to it. She apologized and offered to let Adriana throw a baby shower. We love a friendship redemption arc!
This was the emotional balance we needed amid the chaos. They cried, hugged, and gave viewers a reminder of what made their dynamic so fun and messy to begin with.
🎭 Cruise Fallout & Drink Toss Showdown
But honey, the moment that broke the internet?
Julia and Guerdy went at it. At Marysol’s wedding reception no less!
Julia came for Guerdy HARD, accusing her of making the group cruise about herself. Guerdy stood her ground—but before anyone could even refill their mimosa, Julia THREW HER DRINK in Guerdy’s face like she was auditioning for Basketball Wives.
It didn’t end there. Guerdy snapped, calling Julia “psycho,” and dragged her for allegedly getting a facelift while Martina was going through chemo. Whew. Below the belt? Absolutely. But viewers were gagged.
Julia tried to apologize after, but let’s be real—it was giving too little, too late.
🧠 Episode Take
This episode had everything:
- Lisa’s emotional tribute to her father
- A courthouse wedding with vintage glam
- Larsa playing the private investigator
- And a DRINK TOSS so messy it deserves its own Emmy
The Julia vs. Guerdy beef is officially the feud to watch this season. From low blows to shady truths, it’s messy boots with a side of tears.
So now we ask you—
Was Julia out of line? Is Jody a clout chaser? Will Adriana and Julia stay besties this time?
Drop your messy opinions in the comments. Let’s get shady!
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