Predicted Reunion Seating Chart: The Producers’ Hunger Games Edition
Center Stage – The Drama Throne Zone
- Ariana Madix & Andy Cohen: Dead center, looking like proud parents at a custody hearing. Andy with his “so… how do you really feel about that?” face locked and loaded.
Left Sofa – “We’re Civil… For Now” Section
- Amaya & Bryan (winners): Smiling like they’re above the drama… but positioned directly next to:
- Ace: Because obviously the man lives to stir the pot, and the producers want him to drop a passive-aggressive bomb mid-sentence.
- Huda: Placed next to Ace on purpose, so she can do that iconic “blink-slowly-and-say-babe” thing when the inevitable argument starts.
Right Sofa – “Side-Eye Central”
- Olandria & Nic: Their combined shade-throwing potential could power the entire studio’s lighting.
- Iris & Pepe: Sitting within striking distance of Olandria because Iris definitely has a Casa Amor bone to pick.
- Chris (Huda’s partner): Poor man will be sitting there looking like he’s watching a tennis match, unsure when to jump in.
Exile Row – The Stirring Cauldron
(Chairs off to the side, clearly for people producers know will go feral)
- Chelley: To throw in unsolicited comments from the sidelines like a sports commentator.
- Andreina: Who will start clapping mid-argument.
- Charlie: No one’s quite sure why he’s mad, but he’s definitely mad.
Empty Chair Mystery Spot
- Reserved for Cierra just in case producers manage to sneak her in last minute. (The tension when everyone sees that chair will be chef’s kiss.)
Why This Works
This seating arrangement ensures:
- At least 3 separate arguments can break out without anyone having to cross the stage.
- The winners are forced into reaction shots whenever the shade flies.
- The empty chair becomes its own subplot.
If Peacock releases the actual seating chart and it’s less messy than this, I’m suing for emotional damages.
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